VIDEO: Avalikustati "Deadpool 2" esimene on imeline õrritaja
Kahjuks pole Eesti kinodes linastuval "Loganil" enne algustiitreid "Deadpool 2" õrritajat, vaid seda saab kinos nautida ainult USA kinopublik, kuid pärast esmast leket (keegi filmis kinos üles) avalikustas Deadpool ehk Ryan Reynolds ise klipi oma Youtube'i kanalis "No Good Deed" nime all.
Õrritajas astub Deadpool ehk Wade Wilson melanhooise muusika taustal mööda kodutänavaid ning kuulab kõrvaklappidest esimeses filmis kõlanud Juice Newtoni lugu “Angel of the Morning”, kui märkab midagi kohutavat: ühte vanemat härrasmeest üritatakse röövida. Muidugi jookseb Deadpool kohe nagu Superman lähimasse telefoniputkasse, et kostüüm selga tõmmata ja kangelastegusid sooritada (taustal kõlab 1978. aasta "Supermani" teemamuusika), kuid tal läheb selleks kohutavalt kaua aega (teeb vahepeal ka ühe kõne), mille tulemusena tulistab varas oma ohvrit ja Deadpool jääb liiga hiljaks.
Selle asemel, et kurbust tunda, heidab enesest kui koomiksi - ja filmitegelasest teadlik "kangelane" surnukeha peale puhkama ja asub arutlema selle üle, kuidas teised kangelased saavad oma kostüümid nii kiiresti vahetatud (taustal kõlab filmist "True Romance" pärit Hans Zimmeri komponeeritud pala "Your'e So Cool"). Klassikaline Deadpool!
Ebatavaline superkangelasefilm "Deadpool" oli möödunud aasta suurim üllataja ning filmi ootamatu edu tulemusena kinnitas nimikangelast kehastanud Ryan Reynolds, et naaseb ka 2018. aasta 1. juunil linastuva järje jaoks. Õnneks või kahjuks ei läinud kõik plaanipäraselt ning teise osa jaoks vahetati välja režissöör Tim Miller, keda asendab efektse märuli "John Wick" üks režissööridest David Leitch. Ühes asjas võib kindel olla: "Deadpool 2" tuleb sama vaimukas kui esimene osa.
Mõned vaimukused klipist:
Deadpool: "I spent way too long in the phonebooth. If I'm being honest with myself, I probably should've just called 9-1-1."
Deadpool: "You probably wouldn't be dead if it was Logan. What's he gonna change into? Guy wears a fuckin' tank top and a pair of jeans."
Deadpool (Hugh Jackmani kohta): “Yeah. want to get my tank top on. Bit of perspiration. Have a nice, little crime-fighting spree. Yeah. Happy hug a koala day.”
Mõned vihjed, mida võib-olla kohe ei märkagi:
Nende jaoks, kes ei märganud või ei hakanud lugema klipi lõpus olevat "Vanamees ja meri" ("The Old Man and the Sea") Deadpooli versiooni, siis alljärgnevalt on see olemas kogu ulatuses.
The Old Man and the Sea is the story of a fight between an elderly. accomplished fisherman, Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son-of-a-bitch on planet earth. Honestly. if you were in a boat for eight-four days, it'd be hard to NOT catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as the Fresh Prince used to say, 'Parents Just Don't Understand'.
So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyway. Ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself, Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food and talking about baseball. Especially Joe Dimaggio; who used to bump fuzzies with marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the Gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady luck is returning! On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy luck, Santiago drops his lines, and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure it's a winner He fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in.
Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this might adversary. He started calling him "brother" or maybe even, "bro." It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is Freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants.
So he stabs it. With a fucking Harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words - instead giving in to base desires . and imposing his gigantically terrible positions on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, ready to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shrds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is.
By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkless. Santiago relizes he's still unlcky, REALLY unluckly. (Duh!) He calls the sharks, "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair. I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin! it was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways tit could be a better provider for it's familly and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "dream killer" now, fuckface? the hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - he's super tired.
The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit-shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fisherman ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later, there's a Red Lobster Restaurant in nearly every city in America, offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.
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